Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Lady Lazarus lives yet again!

My iPod is a hypochondriac, I think. Only three years old and she's already had battery replacement surgery (scalpel wielded by Dr. William) and a wholesale resurrection (under the healing hands of Mark the Juggler).

Now, every so often, she just freezes up -- unresponsive, catatonic. Every time, I'm sure this is it -- I'll have to put her in a shoebox and bury her in the back yard.

But if I ignore her for a few weeks, then try reconnecting with her, she's suddenly perky and acting as if nothing ever happened.

Obviously, she's a female.

(See, guys, I can say this -- you can't).

Her namesake, btw, one of the first poems I really heard when I read it, back in junior high. Fantasizing about living the tortured, creative writer's life, drinking vodka straight up and falling into bed with older men. Alas, the reality not nearly so alluring ...

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Stupidity in advertising, Part 1

Does anyone else find this ridiculous?


"70% organic"??? What's the other 30%? Where does the one end and the other begin?

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Stupidity in advertising, Part 2

Why does this exist? My god -- even I'm not this fucking lazy or unnourished.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

"I can't explain the way I feel

/ each time I get behind the wheel."
-- "Speeding," the Go-Go's


If I'd spent my Friday doing all the things I'd meant to do, instead of bopping off to NE Lincoln to take my newly grad-e-a-ted cousin Sarah to lunch, I never would've gotten a speeding ticket. The officer didn't seem impressed by the facts that (a) the road seemed rural (especially driving past a newly decimated North Forty Golf Course -- sad); (2) I was just following the guy in front of me (who also got a ticket).

Sigh. I just took the STOP class last spring. I hate to think what my next insurance bill will be. I think Krista's right -- I need to put a block on my speedometer.

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Market day.

Mizzes K and A and I, escorted by "Big" Tom, rode our bikes downtown this morning. I've been negligent -- May's nearly over, and this was my first Farmers Market of the year. Spring mix and sunflower sprouts from Shadowbrook Farms; spicy white radishes from a kid with a talent for salesmanship; tortillas and a nifty new totebag from Emma and Jill's stall; jewelry; giant bubble wands for the niece/nephews.

Detoured over to Urban Trail Gardens, a new nursery at Fourth and F streets. It's small, but they have some good, healthy plants and a great selection of succulents. They live just across Randolph from me, so I want to throw some business their way.

Spent the rest of the day raking out all the old mulch the former owners had spread just before I bought the house. Dyed wood chips marketed as "Husker Red" -- really! Dumped all that detritus behind the lilac bushes; dug some peat moss and nonchemical fertilizer into the clay I call soil; and spread a new, thick layer of natural (Husker-free) cedar.

(The smell of cedar, btw, always reminds me of porn. When I was growing up, my best friend next door had a stepfather who kept his Playboys in a cedar storage closet. Her older brother wasn't allowed to go in there, so he had us nick copies of the magazine for him. Thus cedar always evokes Barbie Benton in my mind ...)

New mulch, garden-dirty fingers and new ring (spiral alert!) from the market:


First peony from the garden:



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Music, trivial.

A new friend shared with me this lovely passage from "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter." The first paragraph sounds to my ear strikingly of Hemingway. Makes we want to revisit McCullers.

This music did not take a long time or a short time. It did not have anything to do with time going by at all. She sat with her arms held tight around her legs, biting her salty knee very hard. It might have been five minutes she listened or half the night. The second part was black-colored -- a slow march. Not sad, but like the whole world was dead and black and there was no use thinking back how it was before. One of those horn kind of instruments played a sad and silver tune. Then the music rose up angry and with excitement underneath. And finally the black march again. But maybe the last part of the symphony was the music she loved best - glad and like the greatest people in the world running and springing up in a hard, free way. Wonderful music like this was the worst hurt there could be. The whole world was this symphony, and there was not enough of her to listen.

Far less eloquently, Amy and I were reminiscing the other day about the days of K-Tel albums and Columbia Record Club -- 13 albums for ONE PENNY! I distinctly remember "Bat Out of Hell" was one of my original 13. Amy said she thought Loverboy was one of hers.

"I was totally into Loverboy," I said.
"I still like you," Amy assured me.

Then she blew my mind by telling me Exene had become a grade school teacher/librarian -- when she's not still making kickass punk rock music, which she still is. That's on top of Scott last week blowing my mind by saying she has a kid with Viggo Mortensen. I'm obviously not on top of my Exene trivia. Must go study.

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Quotes of the day:

Mom: "What did you do with Grandma?"
Daughter: "I don't know ... she ran away."
-- overheard at the Farmers Market

"We're in the throes of passion!" -- Tom, engaging in massive PDA with Amy, also at the Farmers Market

"Well, go throw your passion someplace else." -- me (pretty good line off the cuff, I think)

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Things to do Sunday:

On what would have been her 100th birthday, give a memorial shout-out to Rachel Carson for alerting the world to the dangers of pesticides.

Meet us at 84th and O at 9:30 and let's ride! (Unless it's really raining.)

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Exenellent.

My favorite subversive used bookstore maven had a reading tonight with Betty Levitov -- a lovely evening all around. Betty says it's possible to rent a home in Malawi or elsewhere in eastern Africa for $20 or so a month. So tempting I can hardly stand it ... I wouldn't even need to set up an income source, at least not anytime soon. More research is definitely in order; meanwhile, I hope Bookstore Maven, Betty and I can get together again sometime soon, as I really enjoyed meeting her.

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Between the reading and the party, I popped across the alley to Homer's for what likely will be my last visit -- the downtown store closes for good Saturday. This popped out at me from nowhere, and it's like coming full circle: I'm pretty sure I bought my first X album from the Homer's on Howard Street. We used to go to Omaha every summer for back-to-school clothes, then down to the Old Market so Dad could stock up on jazz at Homer's and Drastic Plastic -- 10 or 12 albums at a time, one of the few times he took visible pleasure in any activity. It made an impression; even today, nothing feels more indulgent than scouring a record shop for music I didn't even know I wanted 'til I happened across it. Cruising iTunes just isn't the same. Homer's, I'll miss ya.

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The FDA today approved a birth-control pill for continuous use -- eliminating the menstrual cycle completely. I have such mixed feelings about this.

I already take a pill that cuts my periods down to four a year. I'll admit it: I take it for the convenience. (It'd be a helluva miracle if I got pregnant, even if I *were* having sex with anyone besides myself). I hate the mess, the planning ahead, the discomfort.

But I also wonder, constantly, about what one researcher told MSNBC:

"Menstruation is a normal life event — not a medical condition. ... Why medicate away a normal life event if we’re not sure of the long-term effects?”

Actually, finances (and, again, a lack of legitimate need) have me experimenting with going off the pill. If I can be more self-righteous as an added bonus, so much the better.

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Spring isn't spring without lilacs; the late frost killed 'em this year. But iris from the side yard are good. Peonies should be popping open any time now, too.